JONATHANIAN WORDS OF WISDOM:

JONATHANIAN WORDS OF WISDOM: These
Jonathanian quotes are being presented to
start your week.......in depression as they
have brought a once-vibrant nation to near
collapse......

(1). "People exaggerate Corruption in
Nigeria. It is not even our first or second
problem, maybe the third"- President
Jonathan (2014)
(2). "You must be very stupid for saying I
bleach my skin. Tell your Editors I said you're
stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch Reporter
(3). "How will you tell me I don't have right
to treasury of Oyo State Government. The
Govt I installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010)
(4). "We want to thank the President for
bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” –
Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009)
(5). “I will rather kill myself than commit
suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan (2010)
(6). "If I don't contest, Nigerians will feel
wan kine" - President Goodluck Jonathan to
Christiana Amanpour on CNN
(7). "God is a Democrat, does not support
rigging but if you rig and succeed, that
means God approves of it.” - Gov. Jonah Jang
(8). "President Yar'Adua can rule from
anywhere in the World"- AGF Michael
Aandoaka SAN, AGF to Yar'Adua
(9). "Most of what Nigerians call corruption
is not corruption. It is mere stealing" -
President Goodluck Jonathan (2014)
(10). “I can see camera people. Are they
going to televise us alive?” -Dame Patience
Jonathan (2012)
(11). "Na only you waka come? Diaris God
o!" - Dame Patience Jonathan (2014)
(12). “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist
attacks are everywhere … maybe it is our
turn.” – GEJ
(13). "Those that died at the Immigration
stampede died as a result of impatience"-
Min of Interior, Abba Moro. (2014)
(14). "Boko Haram has restricted my
movements within Nigeria. Why are you
asking me to go Chibok? Will that
‪#‎BringBackOurGir‬ ls? - President Goodluck
Jonathan (2014)
(15). "No girls were abducted from Chibok. It
is a hoax to make President Jonathan look
bad." - Unofficial Presidential Spokesman,
Asari 'Obese Thug' Dokubo (2014).
(16). "I did not say Boko Haram was in my
cabinet. What I said was they were
everywhere in my government." - President
Goodluck Jonathan (2014).
Please add more words of Jonathanian
wsidom to this collection and share widely.
Thank you and may God Save our Nation
from those that don't mean it and the
citizens well, Amen.
- Nasir El-Rufai